bigundies:

dean spade wrote in this essay that he spends a lot of time imagining people on the subway through the eyes of someone that loves them and i’m trying it out right now on the bus and it’s such a good thing, if you’re in public right now look at everyone else like you’re in love with them wow wow everyone looks so neat and comfy i want to see them sleeping in bed and eating eggs and crying during finding nemo

bartheswasright:

rockpapertheodore:

cheesydicks:

daveska:

hussiebot:

clairestanfield:

immortalsmoke:

owlites:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QICK…

No Caitlin, the way that some keyboards work, often multiple keys will actually be on the same route, so to speak. So if you are holding one key down while you press another, sometimes it only registers as the first key having pressed down and ignores/misinterprets the second. You are obviously lucky in that you must have a keyboard which is built to register each keystroke individually.

I, for example, though, don’t. Which is why, even though I have 100% perfectly acceptable awesome typing skills, got “THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG”. You can see that, because the shift keys are being held down, the three keys that are mistakenly read are the space bar, the A key, and the B key. It really is just the way the keyboard is built.

Well I’ll be damned. o.O I didn’t mean any offense about people’s typing skills btw, I just honestly wondered if the question was whether you could type with both your pinkies occupied or not… obviously the answer is that keyboards are strange.

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

so what you’re saying to me is that uu is a volus

yisusfishus:

misha-collins:

So, remember how yesterday was supposed to be a campaign to try to get Misha Collins fired? Well, a similar thing, possibly even more disgusting because this troll is wishing death on his son, is happening to JARED. This has been happening for a while but seems to be getting more and more extreme as time goes on. We managed to band together and get the IHMCD Twitter account suspended with enough reports, can we please all spread this around and get this account suspended as well? It takes literally about 4 seconds to reblog and report a Twitter account.

HERE is the Twitter account to report.

She’s actually sending these messages to Jared so let’s try to get her removed before he has the chance to see them. Also, please remember that this troll does not represent Destiel/Cockles shippers, just like the IHMCD troll doesn’t represent Wincest/J2 shippers (which I’ve seen a few of you saying it does - cut that out, please, because no bad seed represents an entire ship). Thank you.

Okay people, this troll needs to be DELETED RIGHT NOW, wishing death against a child? Jesus christ, that’s CREEPY AS FUCK.

So I ask my followers to take only SOME seconds of their time to report this account. PLEASE!

don’t got a twitter but somebody else might so pchoooo signal boost

rockpapertheodore:

cheesydicks:

daveska:

hussiebot:

clairestanfield:

immortalsmoke:

owlites:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.

so close.

H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG

what even

THE QUICK BRPWM FPX JYMP{S OVER THE LAZY DOG
…

I WAS CLOSE.  

HE QUIK BRWOWN FO JUS PER HE :A GOD

what

THEQUICKBROWFOXJ??UMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

Mechanical keyboards man. Fuck yeah.

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG.

Keyboard? Keyboard water u doin?!?!??!?!?! Why are your letters not functioning, keyboard?!?!?!!?!

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG is there supposed to be a trick to this or something the only problem i had was having to not use my pinkies for Qs and Ps… do people’s keyboards actually not do this or is it just that they are bad at typing?

I beat Xaldin on proud mode without dying once and without mickey even having to come save me. compare to the last time i fought him, in normal mode, when it took me literally about a dozen tries (because i kept dying and mickey kept not appearing argh). it’s also funny because the first time i died in proud mode was the result of a large body, not a boss…

whatever. still proud of myself. and confused.

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

i was eating….

now i think i’m not hungry…

(also afraid for my life)

I was gonna stand up and dance around to Party Rock Anthem to get myself pumped to have basically another all nighter

and then i remembered that i’ve had three foot cramps in the last four hours, two in the same foot and two within ten minutes of each other, and that they would probably come back if i danced

and now i want to cry. i’m so tired. 

andy-shunsho:

Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal

jicheshire:

kupoedcat12:

msamberhazard:

msamberhazard:

tal9000:

transawareness:

The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be…